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At New York's Totten Music Foundation,
Professor Hobart Frisbee and his six musicologist colleagues devote
themselves to compiling the world's most comprehensive music
encyclopedia. When their spinster benefactress Miss Totten and
her lawyer visit and question the mounting cost of the project, the
youthful Frisbee flirts shyly with Miss Totten and engages her in a
demonstration of a Polynesian love chant. Taken with the
chant, Miss Totten happily re-commits to financing the encyclopedia,
on which the professors have already labored nine years.
As soon as Miss Totten departs, two
window washers, Buck and Bubbles, drop by the foundation and ask the
musicologists for help on some radio quiz show questions. The
professors are startled by Buck and Bubbles' jazzy renditions of
classical pieces, and Frisbee, who is the project's folk music
expert, concludes that his section of the encyclopedia is outdated.
Determined to catch up on nine years of popular music, Frisbee
spends an entire day visiting nightclubs.
After inviting a series of distinguished
jazz musicians to attend a round table discussion at the foundation
the next day, Frisbee encounters sexy nightclub entertainer Honey
Swanson. Honey, whose gangster boyfriend Tony Crow is wanted
by the police for murder, at first rejects Frisbee's invitation, but
changes her mind when detectives from the district attorney's office
try to subpoena her. Fleeing the club with Tony's henchmen,
Joe and Monte, Honey realizes that the foundation is the perfect
place in which to hide until she can reunite with Tony. To the
delight of his sex-starved colleagues, Frisbee allows Honey to stay
the night, and she joins the round table the next morning.
During the discussion, Monte and Joe
come to the foundation and meet secretly with Honey and hand her a
large diamond engagement ring from Tony. Although Honey knows
that Tony wants to marry her only because she would then be unable
to testify against him, she happily accepts the ring, as becoming
Mrs. Crow will guarantee her a life of luxury. Because the
police are still looking for her, Honey must remain at the
foundation but makes the best of her situation by teaching the
professors about jam sessions.
When the foundation's stuffy
housekeeper, Miss Bragg, threatens to quit unless Honey is expelled,
Frisbee dutifully informs the singer that she must leave.
Desperate to stay, Honey tells the smitten Frisbee that she has a
crush on him and calls him her "yum yum type." Frisbee tries
to resist Honey's calculated seduction, but is finally overwhelmed
by her kisses. Later that night, the lovestruck Frisbee
announces to his colleagues that he is proposing to Honey.
Frisbee asks Honey to marry him the next
morning and presents her with a modest, romantically engraved
engagement ring. Honey is taken aback by the seriousness of
Frisbee's devotion, but before she can turn him down, Tony
telephones from a small town in New Jersey, identifying himself as
"Daddy." Believing that Tony is Honey's father, Frisbee asks
him for Honey's hand, and Tony uses Frisbee's confusion to arrange
safe transportation for Honey. Tony instructs Frisbee to drive
up to New Jersey with Honey, so that her "sick mother" can enjoy the
wedding. Although reluctant to fool Frisbee in this way, Honey
agrees to Tony's plan and even locks Miss Bragg in a closet after
the housekeeper reads a newspaper article about her and threatens to
call the police.
On the way to New Jersey with Honey and
the professors, Frisbee crashes his rented car, forcing them all to
spend the night at an inn. There Honey calls Tony, who ignores
her protests and announces that he is picking her up that night.
Before the gangster arrives, Frisbee mistakes Honey's bungalow for
Professor Oddly's and inadvertently confesses his passion to Honey,
who responds with loving kisses.
In New York, meanwhile, Miss Bragg
escapes from the closet and notifies the police about Honey's
whereabouts. When Tony and his gang show up at the inn,
Frisbee finally realizes he has been duped and, after misdirecting
Miss Bragg and the police, confronts Honey. Although Honey is
contrite, Frisbee and his cohorts sadly return to the foundation
without her. Miss Totten then arrives and informs them that,
because of the scandal now surrounding the foundation, the
encyclopedia has lost its funding. Just then, Joe and Monte
burst in and announce to Frisbee that because Honey has told Tony
that she loves Frisbee, Tony wants to show her what a milquetoast
Frisbee is by forcing her to marry him under Frisbee's nose.
While a feeble justice of the peace undertakes to marry Honey and
Tony in one room of the foundation, Monte and Joe hold the
professors at gunpoint in another.
After their musician friends show up to
continue the round table, Frisbee gets an idea to use the raucous
rhythms of their music to cause a large drum to fall from its wall
perch onto Joe's head. As hoped, the drum knocks Joe out,
while Monte literally has a rug pulled out from under him.
With moments to spare, Frisbee then rushes to stop the wedding and
beats up Tony. Later, Honey proclaims that she does not
deserve to marry Frisbee, but he subdues her protests with kisses.