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In late 1880s New York, insurance agent
Milford Farnsworth is fired from the Plymouth Rock Insurance Company
by his boss, Titus Queasley, for his failure to sell even a single
policy over several months. Undaunted, Milford goes to a
nearby saloon, where he attempts to sell life insurance to the
bartender. Milford’s pitch is overheard by notorious train
robber Jesse James, who asks to buy a $100,000 policy naming his
fiancée, saloon singer Cora Lee Collins of Angels Rest, Missouri, as
his beneficiary.
Delighted when Jesse pays his premium in
full, Milford returns to Queasley, who is stunned by the sale.
When Queasley realizes the identity of Milford’s customer, however,
he gives the hapless agent an ultimatum: either follow Jesse to
Missouri in order to buy back the policy or become the robber’s
permanent bodyguard.
That evening, Milford’s train is held up
by Jesse and his gang and they steal the refund money from Milford.
Upon arriving in Angels Rest, Milford wires Queasley to send more
money, unaware that the telegraph operator shows Jesse all wires.
Spotting a poster advertising Cora Lee’s act at the saloon, Milford
looks for her there, but is sidetracked by members of Jesse’s gang,
who have been warned by the telegraph operator of the insurance
agent’s identity. Forced to strip down to his underwear while
playing poker with the gang, Milford flees unharmed and takes refuge
unknowingly in Cora Lee’s room.
Discovered by the sheriff, Milford is
escorted back to the station and placed on the next train.
Meanwhile, Jesse decides to make sure that Milford remains in town
until he receives the money from Queasley, so, with his brother
Frank, holds up the train to bring Milford back to Angels Rest.
Milford is touched by Jesse’s invitation to stay with him at his
ranch and join in the celebration of his wedding to Cora Lee the
next day. At an evening party at the ranch, Cora Lee is taken
by Milford’s guilelessness and is awed when he saves her from a Gila
monster.
After the party, Milford is dismayed to
learn from Jesse’s mother Ma that Jesse has scheduled a gunfight for
the following morning. Determined to protect Jesse, Milford
decides to steal the cowboy’s clothes and impersonate him. At
dawn, Milford rides into town where he confronts Jesse’s adversary,
Snake. Having previously wired his pistols to his hat, Milford
pretends to surrender, but upon raising his hands, lifts his hat,
firing the guns and wounding Snake. Upon discovering Milford’s
identity, the townspeople and Cora Lee are impressed by his bravery
and gunslinging talents.
Milford then visits Cora Lee in her
hotel room and confesses why he must protect Jesse. Amazed to
learn that she is Jesse’s insurance beneficiary, Cora Lee reveals
that she has never returned Jesse’s affections and admits her
attraction to Milford. When Jesse rides into town in search of
Milford, the telegraph operator gives him a wire from Queasley to
Milford. Outraged that Milford has lost the premium pay-back
money, Queasley fires Milford again and announces that he is
bringing the money personally. Upon seeing Milford dressed in
his clothes, Jesse realizes that he should allow Milford to continue
impersonating him and then arrange for his death so that Cora Lee
and he can collect the insurance.
After Jesse convinces Milford to
continue impersonating him to insure his safety, Milford joins the
gang that night for a train robbery in which Queasley is robbed of
the pay-back money. Jesse and Frank attempt to shoot Milford
during the train escape, but he is unhurt. During the ride
back to the ranch, however, the James brothers shoot Milford in the
back and are relieved when he falls from his horse in the forest.
Cora Lee is heartsick over Milford’s apparent death when Jesse
returns and confesses his plan for collecting the insurance money.
Both are amazed, however, when a short time later, Milford rides in
on a cow, having wisely worn a metal vest as protection during the
train robbery.
Arriving at Angels Rest, Queasley
immediately becomes suspicious of the telegraph operator and asks
the conductor to send a wire from the next town asking all law
officers to come to Angels Rest to capture the James gang. The
next morning, Jesse asks Milford to go into town, then sends two
gang members after him. Having overheard Jesse’s orders, Cora
Lee then sends her friend, Indian princess Awani, to warn Milford.
Awani saves Milford from the ambush and acknowledges that Cora Lee
sent her because she loves him. When Awani reminds Milford
that Jesse intends to marry Cora Lee later that day, Milford vows to
intervene. On their journey back, Milford and Awani run into
the justice of the peace headed to the wedding and Milford
overpowers the man and takes his clothes. Wearing a beard made
from a horse’s tail, Milford is not recognized when he arrives at
the James’ ranch posing as the justice of the peace. After
asking the men to remove their guns, Milford proposes a toast using
punch in which he has put hallucinatory mushrooms and the men fall
into a daze. Milford’s beard falls off, however, and the men
recognize him as he flees with Cora Lee. Ma rouses the men
with strong coffee and they chase Milford and Cora Lee into town
where Milford determines to make a stand.
Unknown to him, the town is filled with
lawmen who have come in answer to Queasley’s wire. Queasley
shows up just as the James gang confronts Milford and Cora Lee in
the middle of town. Queasley faints from fear, but Milford
valiantly shoots it out, unaware that the lawmen are protecting him.
When the gang is decimated, Jesse and Frank surrender to the local
sheriff and Milford is proclaimed a hero.
Years later, Milford has risen to the
presidency of Plymouth Rock Insurance Company and he and Cora Lee
are the happy parents of half a dozen children.