Midwestern teenager Barbara Ohmstead
arrives in Mexico City and is disappointed when Corporal Phil
Vaughn, who is flying in from Panama to marry her, fails to appear
at the train station. At the American Consulate, Barbara
learns from David Flanner, the overworked vice consul, that Phil's
flight has been delayed until tomorrow.
Moments after Barbara leaves David's
office to find a hotel, however, Phil shows up, having caught a
last-minute military flight. Phil, who tells David that he
fell in love with Barbara when she accidentally dove on top of him
in a swimming pool, determines to find and marry her before his
two-day pass expires.
Barbara, meanwhile, has no luck securing
accommodations and seeks help from David, who is attending his
fiancée Rachel Mendoza's harp recital. Before David can say
no, an exhausted Barbara faints from hunger. Feeling sorry for
the teenager, David takes her to a nice restaurant and is seen
dancing the jitterbug with her by Rachel's conservative father, Don
Gaspar.
Embarrassed, David rushes Barbara to his
hotel, but because no rooms are available, she decides to go to
Xochimilco, where she and Phil were supposed to spend their wedding
night. Concerned for Barbara's safety, David accompanies her
there, and the two enjoy a romantic boat ride together.
When David suddenly remembers he has a
dinner date with Rachel, however, he falls into the water and must
replace his soaking wet suit with traditional Mexican attire.
David then hides to avoid being spotted by a friend of Rachel's, and
Barbara, unaware of the friend, angrily runs off. David chases
after her and is slugged by Phil, who has just arrived and mistakes
him for a masher.
After they spend the night with David in
his hotel room, the would-be newlyweds rush to the courthouse, but
are told they need a health certificate to marry and will have to
wait to get one as all of the doctors in Mexico City are attending a
conference. Undaunted, Barbara and Phil go to the conference
and try to explain their predicament to a doctor, but as he speaks
only Spanish, he has no idea what they are requesting. When
Barbara's subsequent insult is misinterpreted as a compliment,
however, the flattered doctor signs their certificate.
Armed with the certificate, Barbara and
Phil return to the courthouse, but are informed by an enterprising
Mexican that they need four witnesses. After paying for their
witnesses, the couple finds a willing judge, but he tells Barbara,
who falsified her age on her tourist card, that she is too young to
marry without parental consent. At their wit's end, the couple
goes to Rachel's family estate, where David is entertaining visiting
American politicians. David, whose romance with Rachel is
suffering because of Barbara's persistence, promises to help the
couple marry outside the country and sends them on their way.
The impetuous Barbara, however, argues
with Phil and returns to David's garden party. Although David
tries to convince Barbara to rejoin Phil, who is hiding in a tree,
she refuses to listen and goes for a swim in the Mendozas' pool.
When she accidentally dives on top of a passing David, she is
momentarily knocked out and awakens madly in love with the diplomat.
Now desperate, David finds Phil and sends him to Barbara's room.
Barbara, however, is still in love with David and breaks her
engagement with Phil. After a heartbroken Phil informs David
of his "victory," David threatens to spank Barbara, who screams and
brings Phil running. Phil slugs David and throws Barbara into
the pool, then dives on top of her. Smitten once again,
Barbara finally walks down the aisle with Phil, while David and a
forgiving Rachel reunite.