At the Pentagon in Washington, D.C.,
Colonel Leland gathers a group of psychologists, including
Lieutenant Vicki Loren, to brief them on the situation at the Army’s
Arctic radar station, where 104 men have been stationed for seven
months. Although the Army assumed bachelors would be better
equipped to handle the isolated outpost than married men, the
soldiers are “restless,” manifesting their discomfort in bursts of
violence, negligence and disrespect.
When Leland asks the psychologists for
advice about how to take the men's minds off women, Vicki suggests
that they be allowed to choose their perfect furlough. The men
will then select one of their group to go on the trip, and the
others will be so identified with this man that they will all live
vicariously through him, thus breaking the tension. In the
Arctic, the sluggish men are, indeed, infused with energy by this
assignment, and at the urging of Corporal Paul Hodges, suggest a
three-week trip to Paris in the company of Argentinean movie star
Sandra Roca.
Although Leland is annoyed that the men
did not choose a more staid vacation, and Sandra initially does not
want to leave America, her manager, Harvey Franklin, launches a huge
press campaign, and the positive publicity convinces everyone to go
along with the plan. Sandra is to draw the winning number out
of a hat, and even though Paul hoodwinks half his fellow soldiers
into giving them his numbers, a mild-mannered man wins the draw.
The man's laryngitis prevents anyone but Paul from hearing that he
has won, and Paul is quickly able persuade him that his fiancée
would not take kindly to his trip, which must live up to the
expectations of every man on base. Paul comes forward with the
winning number, but when Leland discovers the corporal’s history of
womanizing, he angrily insists that Vicki and Major Collins
chaperone the couple in Paris.
Paul and Sandra meet and are instantly
attracted to each other, and on the plane sleep in adjacent berths.
Sandra’s broken window sash prompts Paul to suggest that they switch
berths, but in the morning Vicki and Collins mistakenly assume that
they have spent the night together, and redouble their efforts to
keep them apart. To that end, Paul is stationed on a different
floor of their Paris hotel, with two M.P.s guarding him constantly.
Over the next few days, Paul and Sandra are accompanied everywhere
by an entourage, watched over by Vicki and Sandra’s publicist, Liz
Baker.
One night at a club, when Vicki
instructs Paul to write postcards to the soldiers while Sandra
dances with Collins, a frustrated Paul offends Vicki by suggesting
that her severity is unnatural and frigid. Later, he fashions
a rope out of sheets and climbs through Sandra’s window, only to
find Vicki standing guard. Desperate, Paul then calls a
bellboy to his room, steals his uniform, and marches out of his room
undetected. In the hall, however, he is spotted by a manager,
who instructs him in French to change a lightbulb. Not
understanding the language, Paul blunders through the room until he
is finally identified.
After two weeks without a moment alone,
Paul pleads with Vicki for permission to take a walk, and although
she agrees, she rushes out after him. He finally evades her at
a café, and by the time she returns to the hotel, he has already
spirited Sandra away on a picnic. There, the tipsy starlet
announces that she is secretly married to a publicist, prompting the
now gentlemanly Paul to toast to their happiness. On the way
back to the hotel, they run out of gas, and are helped by Henri
Valentin and his son Rene. They bring the couple to their
winery, where Sandra falls into the vat of grapes and consequently
returns to the hotel not only drunk but soaking wet. Although
Paul insists their outing was innocent, Vicki, whose excessive worry
has prompted Liz to diagnose her as lovesick, refuses to believe
him. He is so incensed him that he drags her to the Valentins'.
While corroborating Paul's story, they
knock Vicki into the vat, and she is forced to stay for dinner
waiting for her clothes to dry. Vicki transforms a bed sheet
into a fetching gown, prompting Paul to see her in a new light, and
after dinner his sincere compliments inspire her to kiss him.
They return to the hotel, where Paul retires to his room and Vicki
joins Collins and Liz in the ailing Sandra’s room. After the
doctor announces that Sandra not only has a cold but is also
pregnant, everyone assumes that the baby is Paul’s. When they
confront Sandra, she mistakenly believes they know about her
marriage and cheerfully informs them that Paul just wants to be
friends.
While Vicki orders Paul, who denies that
the baby is his, to be confined to his quarters, Leland and Harvey
fly to Paris, where Harvey plans for Paul and Sandra to marry.
Liz tells Paul that Vicki is leaving town, prompting him to elude
the M.P.s and chase her to the airport. After a long pursuit,
however, Vicki still refuses to believe Paul, and he leaves in
anger. Their taxi driver assumes Paul has gotten both Sandra
and Vicki pregnant and spreads this news throughout the hotel,
inspiring the hotel bartender to treat Paul to free drinks.
When the doctor, returning to check on Sandra, hears the rumor and
announces it to Leland and the group, the Colonel orders Vicki be
brought back to the hotel. Once she is there, Harvey finds
Paul and drags him to Sandra’s room, where a confused Sandra reveals
her marriage to everyone. Paul asks to be allowed to return to
the base, and Vicki, ashamed of her suspicions, lies to Leland that
she is pregnant in order to force Paul to marry her. Although
Paul pretends to remain angry, he is delighted with the arrangement.
Back at the Arctic base, the soldiers
watch the newsreel of Paul and Vicki’s wedding, thrilled to see what
a great time they have had on their furlough.