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In
Chicago, in February, 1929, federal agent Mulligan sets up a raid on a
speakeasy run by notorious bootlegger "Spats" Colombo, based on information
provided by small-time gangster "Toothpick" Charlie. As Mulligan
inspects the lively speakeasy, two members of the band, saxophonist Joe and
bass player Jerry eagerly discuss plans for their salary from their first
job in four months. The longtime friends begin arguing about how to
spend their salary until Jerry notices Mulligan’s badge and they make a
hasty exit as the raid begins, avoiding the police roundup.
Putting up their coats as collateral, they place
a bet with their bookie, and promptly lose both the bet and their coats.
Desperate, Joe and Jerry visit the musicians’ agency building hoping to line
up another job. At Sid Poliakoff’s agency, receptionist Nellie
Weinmeier, incensed over being stood up by Joe a few nights earlier, reveals
there is an opening for a bass and sax with a band in an all-expenses paid
trip to Florida. Joe and Jerry eagerly question Sid, only to learn
that the positions are in an all-girl band. Sid tells them of a job at
a college dance in Urbana and Joe accepts, then charms Nellie into loaning
them her car for the Urbana gig.
Retrieving
the car at a garage owned by Toothpick Charlie, Joe and Jerry
unintentionally witness Spats and his men shoot Charlie and his men to death
for informing on the speakeasy. Although the musicians are spotted by
Spats, he is distracted by Charlie, who revives long enough to allow Joe and
Jerry to flee. After they evade the gangsters, Jerry suggests they
call the police, but Joe reminds him they will not be safe from Spats in any
part of Chicago in spite of the police. Joe then telephones Sid and,
using a high falsetto voice, accepts the job with the all-girl band.
That evening at the train station, Joe and
Jerry, uncomfortably disguised as women, check in with band leader Sweet Sue
and manager Beinstock as the newest members of the Society Syncopators, Joe
as Josephine and Jerry as Daphne. Once on board the train, Joe fears
that Jerry’s enthusiasm at finding himself among so many women will expose
them and warns his friend to behave "like a girl," but in the process,
musses Jerry’s outfit. Retreating to the ladies’ room for repairs, the
men come upon stunning singer and ukulele player Sugar Kane Kowalczyk
drinking bourbon from a flask. Sugar pleads with them not to report
her to Sue, who has threatened to fire her if she is caught drinking again.
A little later during rehearsal, when Sugar’s
flask falls to the floor, Sue responds angrily, but Jerry steps forward, and
to Sugar’s surprise, claims the flask is his own. That night, Sugar
sneaks to Jerry’s berth to thank him for his action, then abruptly jumps
into the berth to avoid Sue. Overwhelmed by Sugar’s proximity, Jerry
grows anxious and suggests that he needs a drink and within minutes an
impromptu party ensues at Jerry’s berth. Joe awakens and is horrified,
but gets drawn into the festivities when Sugar asks him to help break up an
ice block in the ladies’ room. There Sugar confides that she is with
the all-girl band in order to escape a series of unhappy love affairs with
tenor saxophone players and dreams of finding a sensitive millionaire who
wears glasses.
Upon
arriving in Florida at the beachfront Ritz Seminole Hotel, "Daphne" catches
the attention of wealthy, oft-married Osgood Fielding III. Once in
their room, Jerry, infuriated at being flirted with and pinched by Osgood,
demands they give up their disguises and find a male band, but Joe insists
they must maintain their masquerade, as Spats will surely investigate male
orchestras all over the country. Jerry reluctantly agrees and then
accompanies Sugar to the beach. Unknown to Jerry, Joe has stolen Beinstock’s suitcase of clothes and eyeglasses and, dressing in them, goes
to the beach where he stages an accidental meeting with Sugar. Joe
implies that he is the heir to the Shell Oil company and, captivated by the
apparently sensitive "Junior," Sugar invites him to the band’s opening that
night.
Back in their room, Jerry receives a call from
Osgood inviting Daphne to a candlelit dinner on board his yacht. Joe
accepts for Jerry, then tells his protesting friend that he must keep the
date with Osgood on shore, as he, in the guise of Shell Oil, Junior, plans
to dine with Sugar on Osgood’s yacht.
That night during the band’s performance, Osgood
sends Jerry an enormous bouquet, which Joe commandeers to give to Sugar with
a card inviting her to dine with Junior. Afterward, Joe meets Sugar on
the pier as an unhappy Jerry talks Osgood into dining at a local roadhouse.
While Jerry and Osgood tango to the music of a Cuban band at the roadhouse,
on board Osgood’s yacht Joe convinces Sugar that a romantic emotional shock
in his youth has left him impotent and years of expensive medical treatment
have failed to cure him. Appalled, Sugar begs Joe to allow her to
help, but after numerous passionate kisses, Joe insists he is unmoved.
Determined, Sugar pleads to keep trying and Joe agrees.
At
dawn, Joe climbs back in the window of the hotel room to find Jerry
deliriously happy because Osgood has proposed. Taken aback, Joe tells
his friend it is impossible for him to marry another man, but Jerry explains
his plan to reveal his identity after the marriage ceremony and, after an
annulment, force Osgood to pay him alimony. Disturbed by Jerry’s high
spirits, Joe urges him to remember that he is a boy, and Jerry sadly wonders
what to do with Osgood’s engagement gift, an extravagant diamond bracelet.
The next day, gangsters from all over the
country, summoned by mob boss Little Bonaparte, meet at the hotel under the
guise of attending an opera convention. Mulligan is also present and,
when Spats arrives, accuses him of the murder of Toothpick Charlie and his
gang. Upon spotting Spats in the lobby, Joe and Jerry panic and
realize they must flee. In their room, Jerry laments having to give up
Osgood, and Joe telephones Sugar to disclose that Junior’s family has
ordered him to Venezuela immediately for an arranged marriage. Moved
by Sugar’s despair, Joe places the diamond bracelet in a box of flowers and
pushes it across the hall to her door as a farewell gift from Junior.
Joe and Jerry then escape out of their hotel window but are seen by Spats
and his men on the floor below. When the pair dash away leaving their
instruments behind, Spats finds bullet holes in Jerry’s bass and realizes
the "broads" are the Chicago murder witnesses in disguise.
Knowing
they have been discovered, Joe and Jerry dress as a bellboy and a
wheelchair-bound millionaire and head across the lobby filled with Spats’s
men. Noticing that Jerry has inadvertently left on his high heels, the
henchmen give chase and Joe and Jerry run into a convention hall and hide,
unaware that the mob "convention" is scheduled to meet there. Moments
later, Spats sits at the table under which Joe and Jerry are hiding and, in
a prearranged plan, Bonaparte pretends to honor Spats by presenting him with
a giant cake, out of which bursts an assassin who guns down Spats and his
men. Terrified, Joe and Jerry bolt but, as Bonaparte orders them
found, Mulligan and his men close in to make arrests.
Resuming
their disguises as women, Joe and Jerry overhear that the remainder of
Bonaparte’s men are watching all buses and trains out of town and Joe
decides they should escape on Osgood’s yacht after Jerry elopes with him.
When Jerry balks, Joe says their only option is certain death by Bonaparte’s
men. While Jerry telephones Osgood to make arrangements, Joe hears
Sugar and the band finishing a song and climbs onto the stage to tell her
that no man is worth her heartbreak, then kisses her before hurrying away.
Realizing that "Josephine" is "Junior," Sugar follows the men down to the
dock and the waiting Osgood. As they all board the speedboat, Joe
removes his wig and confesses that he is a liar and a phony, but Sugar
insists that she does not care and the couple embrace.
Meanwhile, Osgood proudly tells Daphne that his
mother is delighted about their upcoming wedding. Jerry nervously
confesses that he cannot marry him, declaring that he is not a natural
blond, smokes, has lived in sin and cannot bear children, but Osgood remains
cheerfully undaunted. At last, Jerry snatches off his wig and admits
that he is a man, wherein Osgood happily assures him that, after all,
"nobody’s perfect." |