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In 1930, in New York, popular
vaudevillian Bill Miller announces at his wedding reception that he
is going solo, stunning his partner, Ben Bailey, and his agent, Leo
Lyman. Bill dismisses Ben’s and Leo’s warnings about the
difficulties he will face and begins touring with with his bride,
singer Mary Turner, at his side. When Bill proves a failure,
Leo suggests he hire a stooge, or song plugger, to spice up his act.
Bill contacts a music publisher, who recommends Ted Rogers, a
bumbling employee he is anxious to get out from under foot.
After picking up Ted, Bill shows up late for a rendezvous with Mary,
who accuses her husband of putting his career before all else.
In the taxi to the theater where Bill is
performing, the newlyweds argue in front of a bewildered Ted, then
Bill orders Ted to pay the cab fare. Assuming that Ted knows
why he has been hired, Bill instructs the young man to take a box
seat and begins his act. When Bill announces to the audience
that the composer of the hit tune “For You” is in attendance and
shines a spotlight on Ted, Ted is confused but gamely tries to sing.
The orchestra keeps raising the pitch at Bill’s request, however,
and Ted’s screechy, off-key voice provokes much laughter.
Humiliated, Ted runs from the theater,
to the disappointment of Genevieve “Frecklehead” Tait, the
impressionable young woman sitting next to him. Bill is
thrilled by the crowd’s enthusiastic applause, as are Leo and Frank
Darling, a booking agent, but panics when Frank states that he
cannot book Bill without his stooge, whose name Bill does not even
know. Bill finally tracks Ted to his mother’s house and by
offering a substantial pay raise, convinces him to join his act.
Bill and Ted begin touring the vaudeville circuit, while Mary, who
has quit show business at Bill’s behest, stays at home.
One night, Bill becomes so drunk that he
cannot go on, and Ted is forced to perform without him. Ted is
a hit, but refuses to consider agent Sam Heinz’s suggestion that he
could earn more money and recognition without Bill. Ted then
covers for the still drunk Bill when Mary telephones their hotel.
Later, Bill and Ted return to New York, where they are scheduled to
play the Palace Theatre, the most prestigious venue in vaudeville,
on Mary’s birthday. At the train station, Ted presents Mary
with songs lyrics he has written in her honor, entitled “A Girl
Named Mary and a Boy Named Bill,” and afterward, Mary beseeches Bill
to acknowledge Ted publicly.
Ted, meanwhile, is reunited with
Frecklehead, who has been following his career and still adores him,
and at Mary’s birthday party, dances and flirts with her. Bill
fails to show up for the party, and by the time he arrives home,
having spent the evening negotiating a new contract with theatrical
producer Sutherland, Mary is so upset that she locks him out of
their bedroom. After Ted urges him to improvise a melody for
“A Girl Named Mary,” Bill sings through the door, and Mary’s anger
dissolves.
Ted, Bill and Mary then go to a
nightclub, and there Ted gets drunk and slaps Heinz after he calls
Bill a “third rate ham.” The next day, Bill drags a hung over Ted to
Sutherland’s office and cajoles him to sign the contract without
reading it. Mary is disappointed to learn that Bill is not
giving Ted billing as he had promised, while Frecklehead accuses Ted
of allowing Bill to make a fool of him and refuses his engagement
ring. That night, Ted appears anonymously with Bill and is the
hit of the show, but Bill still refuses to acknowledge his
contributions.
Fed up with Bill’s selfishness, Mary
visits Leo at his office to express her frustrations, then hides
when Bill shows up unexpectedly. When Bill starts to discuss
the large advertisements he wants for his “solo” act, Leo becomes
disgusted and tears up Bill’s contract. Mary then emerges and
tells Bill she is leaving him. Bill gets drunk that night and
denounces Ted when he tries to counsel him about making up with
Mary. Hurt, Ted declares he is leaving the act, and Bill goes
on without him. Halfway through his dismal performance,
however, Bill stops and apologizes to the audience. After Bill
finally acknowledges Ted’s contributions, Ted appears, yelling at
him from the box seats. The two then sing one of their
signature duets, while Mary, Frecklehead and Leo watch happily from
the wings.